Found

I found a letter in among the trash. Curious stuff.

To: xxxxxxx xxxxxxx

Aug 2, 2006

XXXXXXXXX,

Hey thanks for writing. It was good to hear from you! Man that sucks to hear about your car. Dumb Bitch! Hopefully its fixed by now.

I'm glad to hear that you and your girl are still going strong. Still Drug free? Thats cool (I guess). Don't you miss it? Isn't sex alot better when your spun out. You should try to talk her into atleast one night of meth-sex and see what she says about Drugs after that. :-) It's okay to drink a little too much. It's what makes you and me us right? We are who we are.

Thanks for the poems. I love reading your writings. Any luck on moving forward to getting published? You should really try.

So what's up with this friend of your you said wants to write me. tell your friend to write and send me some pictures so I can see who I am writing.

Speaking of Pictures aren't I due a couple new ones from you?

Anyway they transferred me to a super-minimum security camp in central California. It's pretty cool. Here's the address:

So I'll let you go I hope to hear from you soon.

Your friend,
XXXXXX

Craigslist personal ads

If you are a conservative commentator and are in need of evidence that homosexuals are just like Sodom and Gamorrah, just look at the "men seeking men" section of the Los Angeles Craigslist. Unless you've seen it, it is more horrifying and sad than you can imagine. It is all queries for short term sex and hook-ups, and every picture is a crotch shot. Looking at it makes me feel dirty and yet sad for all those for whom this is their version of intimacy.

So we decided to have fun with it. I posted an ad. The text was

Christian man seeks another man for a cup of tea and a chat about the weather or current events. Maybe with cake, if we're feeling extravagant. Later, Mike.

And I included a pic of me wearing a tie.

To my amazement, I received a wide variety of responses.

Some people thought it was double-entendre.

what a great ad -- certainly eyecatching. i think i'd be bold and order the cake.

Some responded with their standard Craigslist response. I apologize in advance for what follows:

masc gdlkg discreet cleancut hiv neg no std play safe black guy in LA...5-9 160 29y 8 cut med ...very young lkn professional chill guy next door type here...books sports fan travel movies music hangin ...lookn for masc hiv neg no std play safe hairy thick dick dirty minded guy who needs a guy on his knees for some real good deepthroat service n more....i def like getn treated like a cocksuckr...stand over me grabbin the back of my head ..hit me back if interested

Sigh.

And some seemed to have truly sincere responses; one might wonder why they were browsing Craigslist.

What a fantastic ad. I was interested as soon as I read tea. Are you British? I work at USC and am not far from Crenshaw. Would love to meet you for a cup of tea. Let me know if you are interested.
Cheers.

Okay, two more that fall in the what-on-earth-is-that-all-about category.

Good Morining, that sounds good I have a beliver also a personal relationship father son & that holy sprit I trying to tap into? Hope you like chocolate blk guy in pic, 5"8 155 bubble butt, on my way to hinking now leave about in 30min, can give me a call I am in Korea Town near Crenshaw & Olympic what end are you on, call XXX-XXX-XXXX

and

what a handsome guy!

I am about as far from what you are looking for as possible......a Jewish 63yo married man!

But I couldn't resist your smile!

All these people looking for love in all the wrong places. Sad.