I'm free at last
Roommates number 53 (Nayo, annoying cow) and 54 (Gil the Indian/Nigerian/Alabamian) are out of the house, and little brother Steve has returned from the way beyond and is happily catching up on the PS2 games he missed whilst crashing on my couch.
As a slumlord, I had my own personal rules that I abided by. I never entered Nayo or Gil's room unless absolutely necessary. Like the time that a wide trail of ants was passing all the way through the back door, the laundry room and the kitchen into Gil's room. I had to pop my head in to see if he'd left any dead animals lying about.
So yesterday was my first time seeing the inside of Nayo's room in almost a year.
Oh my G*d.
It is going to take all the illegal immigrants in the county working round the clock get that room clean again.
Seriously. What type of person would leave used condoms under a bed?
Still, I'm just glad they're gone. At the end, they were both working nights and sleeping all day (him as a software engineer, her partying all night doing coke of Suge Knight's back), and I got pretty tired of sneaking around all day trying not to make noise.
And once Steve has found a place to stay I can get back to doing what all good bachelors should do: sitting around in my underwear, drinking beer and watching wrestling.
[Bike 18mi]
